Mike Richards
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Fairytale of New Labour
posted Wednesday, 28 December 2005
Following the Tories’ drafting-in of pop star Bob Geldorf to advise against world poverty, Labour is to recruit Shane MacGowan, to aid their drive against binge drinking. Star Trek has topped a poll of TV series most missed. Clearly none of the respondents were aware of On the Buses. I’d like to see Stan and Jack take on Dr Spock and the Scottish Kirk. Gladstone ’s 32,000 books are about to become available to the public. Here is a man whose hobbies were tree-felling and rescuing fallen women. New readers will be keen to read the prize book in this huge collection – 101 things I did with my chopper. The Austrian football stadium in Graz has removed the name Schwarzenegger from its hoarding. During the Winterpause - which teams in Europe have - there will now be public hangings instead. I would like to be grateful for the life of Kerry Packer because without him I’d had never learned to bowl leg breaks in my pyjamas.
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