I want a job where I get to wear a pass.  I have seen people on the trains and you can adorn these passes as women sometimes adorn their mobile phones.  Passes can be given little plastic wallets and supplied with clips.  These passes

Nobody has a briefcase on the train anymore.  People now carry bags which says things about them – their bags say “my willy is bigger than your willy” – in a purely bag sense.Many travel with black bags, which were free a

While looking to establish where Dexter’s Lab was on on my telly, I was skimming through the 498 channels I have (great if you want to buy tat, bet or have an unhealthy predilection for meerkats), I discovered Bill and Ben.  I was, as a ch

We have new trains which, rather than having the layout like on a bus (or a train for that matter) there are now sections which face one another across the length of the carriage. Today two very loud workmen - with suitably paint-splattered baseball

I had those bloody Wise Men round again today. It’s always the same, come Epiphany, they come round with their wares en route to the Star pub, Bethlehem Street, Epsom.“Gold?” one asked“No,” said I, “I put it in the