The town: Washington (not that it was called that then); the time: 180,000,000 years ago (just after teatime);the place: just outside 46b, The Caves, Washington, USA; the people: Mr and Mrs Wooden-Club;You’ve had a hard day.  You’ve

Sharia Law in the UK?  I don’t see the problem myself. I enjoyed her shows during the 60s and was a particular fan of Lamb Chop and Charlie Horse. Billy Bunter is 100 this week.  If he were alive today he’d probably be dead

Last night I walked down Cheapside.  (For those not living in London, Cheapside is a street where the Great Fire is still raging.)  I saw a white van with the words on the side displaying, “Beaver Pest Control”.  I can only

A duck dinosaur has just been discovered in Mexico.  This duck is said to have been twenty-five feet long.  Velafrons coahuilensis (that’s Latin for “The Romans would have eaten your duck after the Trojans have taken your duck b

“To be on your own, no direction home.” “Do you know the way to San Jose?” “Where do you go to, my lovely?”  My tip to Bob Dylan, Dionne Warwick and Peter Starstedt respectively - get a Sat Nav and stop a

Woolworth’s have had to remove their range of bedroom furniture “Lolita” as they did not realise the name’s sexual connotation.Surely all employees of Woolworth’s are asked questions from one of Vladimir Nabokov’s