Yesterday I was at York Station – my normal South West Train had over-shot the barrier at waterloo, sailed across the Thames, headed up the M1 and came to rest on Platform 1 at York Station.  As I re-gathered my wits I noticed a man in the

I do not like the new-fangled South West Trains toilets. And neither does the bloke who inadvertently opened the door onto one last night!I wouldn’t normally use a strange toilet, my mother would warn of getting all manner of illnesses off a to

I have decided I want to wear combat trousers.  I realise that this is not the norm for sartorial City of London outfitting and will possibly have me spurned from my local Starbucks with the instruction, "the building site is round the back