I try not to watch Britain’s Got Talent.  Not because I am a TV snob and only watch the British Broadcasting Corporation and couldn’t possibly watch anything with advertisements amidst the programming, but because I am partly jealous

Last time I wrote I bemoaned the fact no one ever handed me anything on the street – I don’t count the papers with no news items in, either.  Therefore, I made it my plan to thrust myself into the path of someone handing things out.&

Hooray and hurrah!  I have finally been proffered a leaflet in the street.  My 5-times per week gym sessions are clearly working, as the leaflet was for a local fitness place.  Normally people look at me and quickly withdraw the leafle