Prince Charles is to produce a cook book.  Recipes include: Swan and chips; Roast Ox (serves 24) and 101 things to do with a polo pony.If you're a high court judge - make sure your cleaner either hasn't got one or isn't a Brazilian.H

You'll never find a comb in any archealogical dig.

The times they are a changin' for Dylan, Jesus, George W and Big Sam Allardyce and his expanding manilla envelope

Politics, beastiality, blow-up dolls, screaming, letting one go, reincarnation and give us back the Malvinas.

Back again after community service and perfroming with Culture Club