God is being sued by a lawyer in Nebraska (it’s in Africa, I think) for all the effects of global warming (I assume) we’ve had recently.  How, aside from the power of prayer, do you get hold of God?  Prayer is all very good, but

I rarely drive.  I am unlikely ever to be invited to take an advanced driving test and it’s no bad thing the actual driving test (which my mother passed first time in driving rain, thick fog…and hot pants (which were popular in 1963

I have invented a new word and will be submitting it to the (Shorter) Oxford English Dictionary later on this week.  The word is Oysterist or non-oysterist in this case.Because my mobile home is in Zone 6 (not catered for by the Oyster card syst

I think the Rugby World Cup has started.  I also believe this year it will be held in France.  I have now discovered why I (miserably) failed my Geography O-level because I always held the belief that Cardiff (home of some of the Rugby Worl

How disappointed I was when my new Barbie (Klaus, I’ve called her) was not twelve-hours out of her box when I get a call (long-distance from Peking (or Mumbai or whatever it is called this week)) telling me to send her back.  I must admit

A 72-hour (nearly a month) strike on the London Underground means people have to find alternative methods of getting to work.  A have purchased a hoop and a stick for the duration - if it was good enough for the Victorians etc. etc.  I trie